White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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