I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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