He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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