Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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