I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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