Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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