Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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