awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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