just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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