I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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