He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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