so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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