sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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