And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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