The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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