i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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