I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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