we're blogging at a bar
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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