if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
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