haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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