that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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