Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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