my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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