Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
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