just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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