I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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