I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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