Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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