I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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