dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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