I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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