maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
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