When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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