Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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