This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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