Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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