its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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