So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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