Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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