at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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