I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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