And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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