i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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