i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
The best revenge is premature balding
This house was built for laser tag.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
