I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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