Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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