so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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