Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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