i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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