hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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