how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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